Blogs are the new Bibles

You know what's crap? i tried to blog, i really did. but i'm too damn lazy for my own good. i posted four times in about a month and they weren't even that interesting. i felt obligated to make really good blogs that fit a certain blog-type. what i was really doing was puking into the infinite gaping hole that it the internet and no one cared.
and no one will care about this either. except you, god.
oh.
i have deduced that since "god" is an all knowing all seeing omnipotent being, he must of course be the internet.
so, if need to rant, rave, gloat, mourn, or facepalm, i'm going to pray (blog) to god (internet) and hope that i feel better about myself, because like "god," the internet does't care; it is a creation spawned from man's desire to control everything he/it sees for fear of ...well, fear. no, really. why do we have the internet? to keep tabs on china. we don't wanna fly over there and ask, we wanna log on and see what the fuck they're doing on our lunch-break.
now i'll try to attempt to redeem myself from such a statement by saying something along the lines of "oh i'm not deep, i tells it like it is" or "i'm better [period];" however in doing so i'll simply recreate myself as an arrogant prick. and you know what, internet? i don't care. if i need to puke at you, i'll fucking do so.
besides, no one except alex or zack is going to read this shit anyway. maybe i'll turn this into a portfolio...