i was at the store again last night and this gentleman bought a case of beers for $13.34. he handed me a $20 bill and the register popped up with the ominous $6.66. we joked about it and he ended up taking $6.65. before he did however, he muttered something to his mate that i do not believe he fully appreciated the humour of. he said:
He... he was a sarcast, right? If not, don't tell me. I'm wearing down my skull with all the facepalming I've been doing lately.
Also, "sarcast." It's a word. At least now it is. You can be sadistic, you can perform acts of sadism, and that makes you a sadist. I demand these rules apply to sarcasm.
He... he was a sarcast, right?
ReplyDeleteIf not, don't tell me. I'm wearing down my skull with all the facepalming I've been doing lately.
Also, "sarcast." It's a word. At least now it is. You can be sadistic, you can perform acts of sadism, and that makes you a sadist. I demand these rules apply to sarcasm.