Wozhunter: A History

So i totally forgot i wrote this and for what purpose, but i laughed a little when i read it so i figured i'd share it with the blogosphere. it's also fitting since my account runs out on saturday and i don't know when i'll be back.
and now, a brief history of Wozhunter:

Wozhunter grew up in southern Mulgore. by level 10, he had learned to live and love with the animals that inhabited the Golden Plains. He learned how to hunt and use a rifle, the whole while his pet Wolf by his side. While hunting Plainstriders in the Barrens, Wolf was killed in a horrible Dismiss Pet accident, and Wozhunter was crushed.

Grieving his loss near the Forgotten Pools, an unexpected thing happened: a turtle crawled out of the water and sat down next to Woz. Crunchbite, as he was named, became Wozhunter's lifelong friend, crunching and biting everything he saw.

Wozhunter and Crunchbite shared a lust for adventure and exploring which was further fuelled by the Kodo Woz learned to ride at level 40, and more importantly, by their friend Daymare. the three of them travelled Azeroth until they found the Dark Portal. Daymare had refused to travel to Outland with out Woz, and had even reached 61 before stepping through the Dark Portal. Their journey to 70 was interrupted many times to venture back to Azeroth; dicking around was their favourite past-time.

At 70, Woz and Day, along with Crunchbite, fought the Alliance on a regular basis; the defence of Alterac Valley was of utmost importance to the Horde. During one of their encounters, Woz and Day were trapped in one of the towers with the Alliance closing in. With no hope of escape, they fought until the end, racing down the stairs to meet the wave of attackers head on, their battlecry "EWAH" ringing in the air. And then a funny thing happened: they died.

Years passed.

And then...

Wozhunter opened his eyes. Standing before him was the Lich King himself, beconing him to do his bidding. Revenge fresh on his mind, Wozhunter stood up, and walked into the world again.

Resurrected as Death Knight, Wozhunter sought to redeem his actions and seek dickish revenge on the Alliance. Reunited with Daymare (you can't die if you're undead), the two mourned the passing of Crunchbite.

The two are currently exploring Northrend; the lust for adventure never quenched. Although, Eastern Kingdoms still hears "EWAH" echoing across the mountains from time to time...

Wozhunter "decends" a mountain in the Howling Fjord